Son-day Surprise

God Gold of the Day

I heard this joke a few weeks back while listening to a sermon. I’ve had the chance to tell a few lucky people and their reaction has been priceless! Hope this Sunday funny gets ya giggling! Happy Son-day y’all!

 

“A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.

“Mind if I have a few?” he asks. “No, not at all!” the woman replied.

They chat for an hour and, as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.

“I’m terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts. I really just meant to eat a few.”

“Oh, that’s all right,” the woman says. “Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them.”

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